Sep 13

Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Pregnancy Tests.

knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:

So let’s say I’m married (I’m not) and my wife and I have been intimate lately (we haven’t) because, hey, you know what? We want to combine our fuck fluids inside her to magically create a little human amalgamation of the two of us that will grow in her stomach, then plop out into the…

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